LONG @ss SURVEY

I had some time to kill when I was supposed to be paying attention on a conference call. Enjoy!

What is the biggest secret you know about your best friend?
It’s not MY story to tell.

What are you listening to at the moment?
Jipsta vs. Ida Corr “Don’t Act Like You Don’t Know” (feel free to check out my MySpace profile to take a listen too)

Would you have sex with someone you had known less than 24 hrs?
Don’t act so pious, I’m not the only one…

Do you have a best friend to lean on?
An entire inner circle actually

What was the last thing you hid?
I live by myself, I don’t have to hide sh*t

Who are all under "d" in your contacs in your cell phone?
Oh for fu*k’s sake: Damian (liquified), Dan George, Darin Arrowood, Darren, Darryl Kent, Dave Koz (no, seriously), David Magazine, David Perusse, David Taylor, Deborah Cox (yes, that one), Derrick Walker, Devin Walkley, Diego Wolf, Donnui, Doug Baker, DRIVE Office

Who was the last person to smoke a cigarette in your presence?
It was at a bar, so it could have been anyone

When was the last time you touched drum sticks?
Yesterday when I had warm, slippery rotisserie chicken from Publix

What are you excited about?
Life

Who do you text the most?
Dan, Rob, Brian, Ferg, Errol, Adam, Tim

First person to text today?
Tim

Have you ever seen a couple and it just made you so happy by the way they looked at each other?
Only if happiness can cause annoyance and queasiness

Are you closer to your Dad or your pet?
I’d say my Dad, I’m his spitting image (what does that mean anyway?)

Has anyone ever forgotten who you were?
I’m sure there are people that are trying to

Last thing that made you laugh really hard?
Rob’s analysis on certain people, what they say and how they say it

Name some things you need from the store?
Green Tea, Mach 3 Turbo Razors

Are you going to prom this year?
Went to an 80’s one on Saturday with Alex

Who do you feel you're becoming distant with?
My inner child?

Who was the last person you saw?
My neighbor, but I slammed the door in his face as per usual

Are there some songs you can't listen to because they remind you of someone?
I don’t take it out on the music

Are you happy with where you are relationship-wise now?
Absolutely

Does the last person you held hands with, mean a lot?
I was dragging them through a crowd so in terms of efficiency, yes.

Do you wish you never dated someone you dated?
There’s one or ten.

Could you go a day without eating?
I have actually, but not by design.

Even though it's summer, would you still consider being in a relationship?
Probably not. I have some things I have to fix first.

Have you fixed friendships with anyone lately?
I kind of need to, but for now, it’ll have to wait.

Do you find it awkward when you're in the car with your dad and "I Kissed A Girl" comes on?
My theory is that if he was alive, he'd get a kick out of it. I like to think he hangs out with me all the time though.

Do you have over-sized sunglasses?
Duh, of course. The D&Gs are particularly hard to keep track of – even my sister-in-law tried jacking them.

Do you always screw up when you're painting your nails on your dominant hand?
I don’t paint my nails.

Do you need to know everything about someone's past?
No, I have enough problems and baggage as it is.

Are you wearing something you borrowed from someone?
Nope, I bought them myself from Puma and Adidas

Where did your last kiss take place?
I kiss my friends all the time as a greeting/good-bye

What is crazy to you?
Friends, Family, Life (in that order)

Favorite cuss word?
Whore (I usually add "crazy," "f*cked up," "skanky" as a prefix when needed)

Who is probably talking a load of crap about you right now?
Somebody I can't be bothered with

Would you ever want to be a supermodel?
Nope, I don’t take direction very well

When is your next party?
That’s all day, everyday

How do you handle a break up?
Nod and smile

Your motivation for tomorrow?
Don’t die

Do you know what you will wear tomorrow?
Not sure, what ever speaks to me from the closet

Last thing you ate?
Green Tea with soy milk and honey

Do you ever go a few days without changing your underwear?
Seriously?

Have you ever dropped food on the floor and eaten it?
Maybe when I was between the ages of 2 and 5?

Do you kiss your pets on the mouth?
I don’t have any pets

Do you talk baby talk?
Sometimes when I’m mocking somebody

What serial killer do you find most disturbing?
I find them all equally disturbing

Do you watch court tv?
Nope

Would you ever work in a retirement home?
What would my motivation be?

Do you believe plants have feelings?
WTF?

Are you ever purposely irritating?
It’s usually in retaliation, but sure!

If you could fly, where would you go first?
I’d get lost on purpose.

What is on your bed right now?
Comforter, pair of jeans and umm, I forget his name…

Name 3 people who made you smile today?
It’s too early for all that.

What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
Wondering if that’s all the rain for today.

What was the last thing you had to drink?
Green Tea with soy milk and honey

What are you wearing right now?
Black Puma T and Grey Adidas Gym Shorts

Have you bought any new clothing items this week?
Nah, I put myself on restriction after the Kenneth Cole and Lucky incident

When was the last time you ran?
Hey, the power on the entire block was out and I heard footsteps. You woulda ran too.

Have you ever lost anything down a toilet?
Nothing I won’t miss I imagine.

Do you have any friends on myspace that you actually hate?
I deleted them all in a fit of MySpace Feng Shui.

Biggest annoyance in your life right now?
Next question

Do you eat healthy?
Relatively speaking – I don’t eat red meat, deep fried foods but have a weakness for baked goods

What do you usually do during the day?
Chant?

Do you use the word 'hello' daily?
Or some variation

How old will you be turning on your next birthday?
33

Have you ever made out with someone you weren't dating?
Is that wrong?

Do you know anybody who was abused?
By choice? I mean, they paid a fair price in my opinion.

Do you take walks often?
Sometimes they lead to running.

Is silence really golden?
I’ll get back to you on that one

Any upcoming vacations?
For me or people I know? Specificity people…

Do you care what people think of you?
A few, but en masse, not particularly.

Would you call yourself smart?
As compared to what exactly?

Is good grammar attractive?
Editor – you do the math

Have you known any of your friends your whole life?
We moved. A lot.

Have you lost or forgotten a friends phone number?
Sure, but with e-mail, MySpace and facebook, you can ALWAYS find someone you’re looking for.

Needles aren't so horrible?
Hate them.

Who was the last person that said "i love you" to you?
Me mommy. It usually closes the conversation every time – even when she forgets something and has to start over. She’s awesome like that.