Boss Hog

Once upon a time, a very large, round and obnoxious man that resembled Boss Hog from the Dukes of Hazard (and even dressed up like him during Halloween of 2006) upset the sorta happy balance of Atlanta night life. He brought in controversial artists for his own amusement, broke up great cabaret casts, purchased a country bar just to compete and even screwed over a pretty popular recurring character on Will & Grace.

And, the sad thing is, I actually had to be fucking nice to him. You see, when large, round and obnoxious men like Boss Hog throw lots of cash around, you kinda have no choice but be nice to them since your friends have been forced to jump through hoops like circus poodles. Motherfucker. Oh, and did I mention how many times he set us up for failure? Yeah, he did - A LOT. And, time after time, we (ahem, they) fell for it.

You smile, nod and hit it in the other direction when you can. I know I did. Actually, most of the staff did too come to think of it. But, bygones, you know? Heh. Come on now, you gots to know there's NEVER bygones with me. I hold grudges. And, I have magical thinking. No, seriously. I barely believe it myself. But, the facts are pretty much in my favor. I've seen not one, but two of my rivals, hmm, no, that would mean I considered them equals; adversaries? Hmm, no, that would mean I was concerned with them. Fuck it, two people I didn't like get bitch slapped by karma in the past couple of months. Well, as a two day late birthday present, a third one can be added to the list.

The very large, round, obnoxious man mentioned earlier in this fairy's tale, BE, got arrested in Tennessee by the FBI. I guess you really can keep a good ho down. Heh.

Weekend Update

Busy ass day, but here's a quick re-cap:

-Ashley and Bianca turned it at GA USofA and GA USofA Classic - I guess we're going to nationals. Hmm, still on the fence about that, details forthcoming.

-They've missed me at Bliz-ake's. Everyone was so warm and demanding where I've been for half a year. Other than that, good drinking times with E, Ferg, DJ KC, Morganza and the return of lil' Wes.

-Billy Carroll is da' MAN. I heart him. I also met DJ VC's new husband - very sweet and very cute. And, they're a nauseating couple. They really are.

-She's still a fired embezzler. Viva La Genre Resistance!

-And, last but not least - the number of people that has said "what goes around, comes around," referenced "karma" or "you were right" to me in the past week: 34 and counting (not bullshitting either)

ADDENDUM:
Now, here's my thing. I kinda feel sorry for the people that bitch had snowballed. I mean, for real, they were like under a spell or some shit. I mean, they BELIEVED her at every turn and didn't bother to even verify anything. I almost have to give the bitch props, you know? That's a serious performance. Perhaps it can be a talent at a pageant. As a judge, I'd score it pretty high in creativity.

I can proudly say that my friends weren't part of that "fell for it" group. We were the eye-rollers and the ones checking the calendars and clocks to see when time would finally run out. I guess you are the company you keep and we're some smart bitches. High-fives all around y'all.

Break A Leg, Bitches!

Best of luck to my dear friends ASHLEY KRUIZ and BIANCA NICOLE on their quest to becoming the next Miss Georgia USofA Classic and Miss Georgia USofA, respectively.

They'll be competing tonight at WILD MUSTANG.

It's not that I wish bad luck on the other contestants or anything; it's just well, I don't know the rest of y'all like that. Ashley and Bianca are family.

Dear Genre, Ain't It Funny?

It's all in perspective, I guess.

In your reality: It's a career change.
In everyone else's reality: It's a termination.

In your reality: It's only a couple hundred dollars here and there.
In everyone else's reality: From misdemeanor to felony.

In your reality: Why does their problems become my problems?
In everyone else's reality: "I really want this position as MC, I feel it's my responsibility to step up to the plate as the company's senior manager."

In your reality: "Genre got in my face and screamed at me; I will not be treated this way."
In everyone else's reality: More than two people, including me, watched you step up to Genre and provoke him until he was cornered by the sink and had to scream for you to leave him alone.

In your reality: It's a sponsorship for an upcoming pageant.
In everyone else's reality: So, why is it going in your purse?

In your reality: It's change for the bartenders downstairs.
In everyone else's reality: The dope delivery has arrived and I don't have cash!

In your reality: Big Daddy, JN was just someone in your way.
In everyone else's reality: You tried to get us to get in on your scheme, we pretended that conversation never happened. JN lowered the boom on ya' didn't he? Ha.

In your reality: You're Charlie Brown.
In everyone else's reality: Hiring the cast SHE put together and racial insults on the microphone does NOT make you Charlie Brown - just a cheap imitation.

In your reality: Hiring Burkhart's old management was a spiteful move towards M.E.P. and showed everyone you have all the power.
In everyone's reality: They clocked your shadiness and cost you your gig. It's almost a cliche', but funny as fuck.

In your reality: You solidified your spot in ATL night life history.
In everyone else's reality: As a fired embezzler.

And, for anyone that questions my decision to post this - read it again.

Love Always,
Arman