Big GAY Survey

Answer truthfully so your myspace friends can know a bit more about you. It's fun!

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1. How Old Were You When You Knew You Were Gay?
Don’t remember the age – I came to grips with it at around 17 though.

2. Have You Ever Had Sex With The Opposite Sex?
Once. We were f’n plastered. Come to think of it, I dunno if I was good.

3. Who Is The First Person You Came Out To?
My dear friend Yanique. She knew before I did.

4. Are You Out To Your Parents?
Parent. She rocks about the entire thing.

5. Do You Want Children?
Perhaps. I love my nieces and nephews to pieces so based on my adoration for them, yes.

6. Do You Have More Gay Friends or Straight Friends?
I’d like to think a fair balance, but the truth of the matter is that they’re mostly of the rainbow flag carrying persuasion.

7. Were You Out in School?
Nope, not in that backwoods town. College was a different ball game. Ha, balls.

8. Is Your Best Friend The Same Sex As You?
I don’t have a best friend. I have a very close circle of friends. And they’re of a variety of sexes – male, female, m-t-f, f-t-m and I love them unconditionally.

9. If Your Best Friend Is The Same Sex, have you ever kissed them?
Yes, I kiss my friends. But, not in the tongue wrestling kind of way.

10. Have you ever done crystal meth?
Yes, the mid 90’s fried the hell out of some of my brain cells.

11. Have You Ever Been In A Sling
Nope, not my gig.

12. Have You Ever Done A 3-way??
Nope, not my gig.

13. Have You Ever Dressed In Drag?
Again, not my gig. I book them on a regular occasion though.

13a. Would you date a Drag queen?
Trying to remember if I have.

14. Are You A Top/Bottom or truly Versatile?
Not without dinner and cocktails first…

15. Have You Seen An Uncircumsized thingy?
This is America…

16. Have You Had Sex With Someone of A Different Race?
Yes.

17. Have You Ever Barebacked?
Not without dinner and cocktails first…

18. How Many Cher CDs do you own?
Umm, at least three. Hey now, in a former life I was a music critic for a gay magazine – you do the math.

19. Name Of Your First True Love?
Wes

20. Do You Still Talk To them?
Not really, I don’t know if that’s a good thing or a bad thing.

21. Does size matter..?
Not as much as chemistry.

22. Biggest Turn Ons?
Quiet confidence, intelligence, sly smile, fashionable tastes
23. Biggest Turn Offs?
Trying too hard, obnoxious, being inconsiderate

24. Ever Been Harrassed Because You Are Gay?
Honestly, I can’t say that I have been.

25. Worst Gay Stereotypes That Applies to you?
Label whore, extracurricular activities, snide comments

26. Ever Been To A Pride Rally?
I’ve helped organize them.

27. Would You Marry If You Could?
Definitely.

28. Would you rather be rich and smart or young and beautiful?
Rich. The other three I’ve got down to a science.

29. Do You Sculpt Your Eyebrows?
Yes, they’re trimmed.

30. Do You Trim Your Body hair?
I almost put this down as Number 25.

31. Ever had sex with more than one person in a day?
Yes, also in the mid 90’s.

32. Ever been to an orgy?
No, I don’t even watch them on pornos.

33. Have you dated your best friends ex?
Negatory – that is such bad form.

34. Would you vote for Hilary Clinton if she ran for president?
With no hesitation. I hope Barrack considers running as her Vice.

35. Do you want monogamy in your relationships?
Isn’t she a tranny in Orlando?

36. Do you believe in true love?
I’m back and forth on this one

37. Do you have any tattoos?
No, too permanent.

38. Do you have any piercings?
Several.

39. Would you date a smoker?
Every guy I’ve ever dated has smoked.


42. Do you know what Stonewall was?
I personally think it should be a requirement for anyone that attends any Pride event across the country. In short, yes I do.

43. Wonder Woman, Xena or The Halliwell Sisters
Kristine W., Deborah Cox, Ultra Nate’

44. Strangest place you have had sex?
I’m a bit of a traditionalist when it comes to that – showers, bed, couch.

45. Strangest place you've woken up?
Bathroom floor.

46. Are your best years behind or in front of you?
In front of me, for sure. The past was just a warm-up.

47. Favorite porn movie?
Don’t have one in particular, I have favorite scenes though.

48. Are you in love now?
Yes, with myself. It took a while.

49. Ever been in love with a straight guy/girl?
I’ve lusted after, but not fallen in love with one.

50. Did you ever have sex with them?
No, but I’ve made out with some “straight” guys before.

51. Have you ever been to a nude beach?
Yes, completely on accident.

52. Have you ever been to a bath house?
Yes, years ago when my roommate did the financials for one and his car broke down. I took a tour when I picked him up.