Tuesday, May 15, 2007
Seriously?
I remember when I was a kid and my older or younger brother ratted me out for the most random bullshit. And then, in turn, I would rat them out for something even bigger which would distract the attention away from me temporarily. I was about to play that card again - but opted not to, deciding to keep it under me hat for another day. It is still there to play though.
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Ooh, she's so cold, sweetie! I'll bet she has her period in cubes.
I expect to hear you say this at your next show:
I want a list of every PR company, every record company in the country. I want a copy of Who's Who and the latest edition of Hello! magazine. Let's get celebritied-up. Bubble, I want four huge video screens down either side of the catwalk. I want to flash up pictures of sad but beautiful children, happy gay couples, slogans like "world health", "no pollution", "fashion cares". And print up thousands of new invitations on green totally recycled paper and cab them round to everybody now now. Get on to Princess Anne's people and tell them that everybody there will be mentally ill. Tell her we'll sponsor her to wear a designer dress. And make sure she realizes that if she doesn't, those children won't get anything. Bubble, press release: "Free Champagne Reception". Get on to Moet and Chandon, tell them it's for charity! Get on to Joan Collins, tell her there's free champagne!
Darling! We know you have class, You don't need to parade around with a pair of gold lame hot pants wedged up your chocolate starfish to make and impression.
oddly enough i am slightly ok with this....nowhere near completely satisfied...but slightly ok
I'm confused again. HELLOOOO people.. some of us don't live in the country anymore.
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